咖啡与手机系列 No.2——
出师不利
Unexpected
木讷男:喂,你好。
Hello, how are you doing…
木讷男:对…是我是我…是…是。
Yeah…it’s me…yup.
木讷男:喔…我在咖啡馆喝咖啡啊。
Oh…I’m having some coffee in the cafe.
木讷男:没有没有,没有很閒啦…
Nope no…I’m not fooling around…
木讷男:ㄟ,我是想请问你喔...
Hey, I just wanna ask you…
木讷男:就是…
It’s…
木讷男:你那个女朋友是怎麽交到的啊?
How did you pick up your girlfriend?
木讷男:哪一个喔?我…我…我…
Which one? I….I….
木讷男:我其实不知道哪一个耶。
Actually I don’t know which one I am talking about.
木讷男:就是…就是你是怎麽交到女朋友的啊?
I just wanna ask you…how did you pick up a girlfriend?
木讷男:喔…没有…我是因为工作的关係
Well…Nope…Because of my work…
木讷男:我在经纪公司认识一个女主管。
I knew a woman who’s the manager of a model agency.
木讷男:三十几岁…嗯,是。
She’s like 30 something…umm, yeah.
木讷男:啊…直接跟她约出来喝咖啡喔。
Well…just ask her to have a coffee…
木讷男:这样不会太…
Don’t you think this is too…
木讷男:喔,对不起…对不起…对不起。
Oh, sorry…I’m sorry…
木讷男:好…好…好,我试试看……没问题...是。
Alright..alright…I’ll try…no problem..okay.
木讷男:谢谢你,谢谢,谢谢,谢谢,谢谢。
Thank you, thank you, thanks a lot.
木讷男:喂…Meggi,是…妳好。
Hello…Meggy. Yes…how are you doing?
木讷男:我是帮你们公司设计广告的那个John啦。
This is John…I design the ads for your company.
木讷男:ㄟ,是…我想…我想那个…
Well…yeah…I was wondering…wondering…
木讷男:约妳出来喝咖啡。
…if you wanna have some coffee with me.
木讷男:喔…喔…好好好,我正好就在这家咖啡店。
Oh…Okay, okay. I am just in the café right now.
木讷男:ㄟ,是…是…是。
Well…yes..yeah.
木讷男:喔,好,那妳忙。
Oh, okay, just do what you have to do.
木讷男:没问题…没问题,我在这等妳。
No problem…no problem…I’ll be here waiting for you.
木讷男:是…谢谢妳,谢谢…谢谢…谢谢。
Yes…thank you. Thanks a lot.
木讷男:小姐,麻烦妳再帮我续杯咖啡好不好?谢谢喔。
Miss, could you please refill the coffee for me? Thank you.
服务生:先生,你已经续太多杯了。
Sir, you’ve already refilled too many cups.
服务生:你喝这麽多咖啡,胃不会痛喔?
Don’t you get stomach with so much coffee?
服务生:还是你要点点别的。
Or do you wanna order something else?
木讷男:不能再续了喔?
Can’t I have any more refills?
服务生:续杯要加钱,你要吗?
The refill charges extra money…you still want it refilled?
木讷男:没关係,我再看看好了。
Nope…I’ll check out the menu.
Meggy :John,不好意思,让你等这麽久了。
John, really sorry to let you wait for so long.
木讷男:Meggy,妳好,请坐。
Hi, Meggy, please have a seat.
服务生:小姐,请问点些什麽吗?
Are you ready to order, Miss?
Meggy :你还没点喔?
You haven’t order yet?
Meggy :康宝蓝,谢谢。
One espresso con panna, thanks.
服务生:那先生,你呢?
And you, sir?
木讷男:喔...我也康宝蓝,谢谢。
Oh…I’ll have one espresso con panna too, thank you.
服务生:那跟刚刚的帐算一起吗?
You guys wanna pay together?
Meggy :刚刚的帐?
Pay together?
服务生:对呀,刚刚这位先生来了很久,喝了很多杯的美式咖啡。
Yup, this gentleman has been here for a long time and has had lots of Americano.
Meggy :你等那麽久了喔,不好意思耶。
You’ve waited for so long, I’m really sorry.
Meggy :没关係,那帐就算我这边,妳跟老闆娘说一下。
That’s alright. I’ll pay all of these…please tell the counter.
服务生:O.K.,谢谢。
Okay, thank you.
Meggy :咖啡厅离我们公司这麽近,为什麽不来公司坐就好了?
The café is very close to our agency, why don’t you just drop by?
木讷男:不用啦,去妳们公司感觉很严肃耶!
Nope, it makes me feel serious to be in your company.
Meggy :哪会啊,我看是你稿子没做好,不敢来吧?
Come on, you definitely haven’t finished our ads, so you don’t wanna drop by.
木讷男:没有…没有…没有,已经做完了,已经做完了。
Yes…Yes…I’ve already finished your ads...it’s already finished.
Meggy :嘿,你都看什麽书啊?
Hey, what kind of books do you read?
木讷男:没有…没有…没有…没有什麽重要的书啦。
Nope…No…Nothing important to read.
木讷男:妳跟这家店很熟呀?
You come to the café very often?
Meggy :嗯呀,我都会约朋友来这边喝咖啡。
Yup, I always have some coffee with my friends here.
木讷男:妳们…这一行都没什麽上下班时间喔?
You guys…you don’t have regular working hours in this business, do you?
Meggy :嗯丫,有时带艺人上通告会比较晚。
Yeah…sometime I have to work late when taking actors to shoot TV programs.
Meggy :不过还好,那都是经纪人的事,我比较少在加班。
But that’s okay for me cause it’s all the agent’s business. I seldom work overtime.
木讷男:那妳…下班都去哪?
So…where do you go after work?
Meggy :回家啊,不然去哪?
Go home of course, or where else?
木讷男:跟家人住吗?
Do you live with your family?
Meggy :对啊,你呢?
Yup, and you?
木讷男:喔…,我家在南部啦,我一个人在台北租房子啦。
Well…my hometown is in the South, so I rent an apartment alone in Taipei.
Meggy :对呀,在台北生活还真不容易的喔!
That’s true…it’s quite difficult to live in Taipei!
木讷男:那…待会,妳还要回公司上班吗?
So…later…are you still gonna go back to the office?
Meggy :不用啊,我等一下直接回去就可以了。
Nope, I can just go straight home.
木讷男:是喔,那还是…还是我们…
Well…then maybe…maybe we…
木讷男:等一下…我们...
Later we can…
Meggy :还是什麽呢?
Maybe what?
木讷男:就…
We…
木讷男:我们可以一起去…
We can go…
木讷男:可以…
We can…
木讷男:可以…
We can…
木讷男:可以…就是一起去…
We can…go to…together…
小女孩:妈妈,妳怎麽叫我来这边找妳。
Mommy, how come you want me to find you here?
Meggy :Tina,妳下课了喔。
Tina, you come here after school!
Meggy :妳怎麽没有叫叔叔。
This is John.
小女孩:叔叔好。
Hi, John.
木讷男:妳好...
Hi…
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