《处女座》

　　《处女座》

　　Game Over —Breaking up with Virgo’s man

　　男友：喂 怎样啊

　　Hello， what’s up?

　　男友：喝咖啡

　　Wanna have coffee?

　　男友：自己去买啊

　　Then just go buy it yourself!

　　男友：小姐 我现在在上班耶

　　Lady， I am working right now.

　　男友：妳要喝咖啡 等我下班我们再去喝好不好

　　Can we have coffee after work if you want?

　　女友：刚刚那个电影啊

　　That movie we just saw…

　　女友：男主角真的好可怜喔

　　The main actor is so tragic...

　　男友：是啊 妳看 一个大男生带着女儿打零工

　　Yeah， just imagine…a guy doing odd jobs always brings his daughter with him…

　　男友：小孩也不能念书

　　The kid can’t get education， either.

　　男友：这真的反应到现在的社会

　　This movie really reflects the reality in the society.

　　女友：不过还好 只是电影喔

　　But thank god it’s just a movie.

　　男友：这哪只是电影啊 这是真人真事改编的

　　It’s not just a movie! It’s based on a true story!

　　男友：其实类似这样的人 还真不少耶

　　Actually many people are in the same situation as the main actor.

　　男友：是因为法律规定

　　It’s all because of the laws and regulations…

　　男友：小孩子就变成人球 被踢来踢去

　　Kids are tossed back and forth among his family.

　　男友：妳看

　　So…

　　男友：如果我们不好好努力工作赚钱

　　If we don’t work hard and make money，

　　男友：以后有小孩 要怎么办啊

　　How can we afford to have kids?

　　女友：喂

　　Hello，

　　女友：刚看完电影啊

　　I just finished the movie.

　　女友：跟谁 你问那么多干嘛

　　With whom? How come you ask so much?

　　女友：好啦 我回去再打给你 好不好

　　Alright， I’ll be back and call you， okay?

　　女友：先这样喔 掰掰

　　Alright then， byebye.

　　男友：谁啊

　　Who’s that?

　　女友：就朋友啊

　　It’s just a friend.

　　男友：朋友

　　A friend?

　　女友：嗯

　　Yup.

　　女友：嗯 我们看等一下去哪里走走好了

　　Well， let’s screw around somewhere later.

　　男友：不然我们去东区走走吧

　　How about hanging out around the Eastern Taipei?

　　女友：好啊

　　Okay，

　　女友：走吧

　　Let’s go.

　　女友：你刚刚还载过谁啊

　　Who did you just pick up?

　　男友：哪有啊 那位子都妳在坐的啊

　　No body! The seat is always yours.

　　女友：可是...椅背的角度不大一样啊

　　But…the angle of the chair back is a little bit different.

　　男友：我怎么知道啊

　　How am I supposed to know?

　　男友：可能洗车的时候 人家弄的吧

　　Maybe someone adjusted it during car wash.

　　女友：是喔

　　Alright…

　　女友：可是人家没事弄你的椅背干嘛

　　But the car wash guy adjusted your chair back for what?

　　女友：你看

　　Look!

　　女友：这是谁的头发 怎么那么长

　　Whose hair is this? It’s so long!

　　男友：我怎么知道啊

　　How am I supposed to know?

　　男友：ㄟ 那就是妳头发啊

　　Hey…that’s your hair!

　　女友：你瞎说

　　You are lying，

　　女友：我头发根本没有那么长

　　My hair isn’t that long，

　　女友：而且也不是这个颜色

　　and it’s even not my hair color.

　　女友：你刚到底载了哪个野女人 你说啊

　　Just tell me which slut you just picked up!

　　男友：我根本没有载别的女人 好不好

　　I didn’t pick up any other girls， okay?

　　男友：ㄟ 妳不要无理取闹好不好

　　Stop being so emotional!

　　女友：喂

　　Hello，

　　女友：谢谢

　　Thanks!

　　女友：我生日不是今天

　　But today is not my birthday.

　　女友：你都忘记了喔

　　You totally forgot about it.

　　女友：嗯

　　Well，

　　女友：好啦 那看怎样我再打给你

　　Alright， I’ll call you back and see…

　　女友：嗯

　　Okay，

　　女友：我这边收讯不太好 先这样喔

　　I am getting poor reception here， that’s it.

　　女友：嗯 掰掰

　　Okay， byebye.

　　男友：谁啊

　　Who did you talk to?

　　男友：这么亲热

　　You guys sound so close.

　　男友：还说要帮妳庆生喔

　　He even wants to celebrate your birthday.

　　女友：就以前的朋友啊

　　Just an old friend.

　　女友：而且别人都记得我生日

　　And even a friend remembers my birthday，

　　女友：你不记得吧

　　You don’t remember it， do you?

　　男友：以前的朋友

　　An old friend?

　　男友：我看是以前的男朋友吧

　　Let me guess…he’s the ex-boyfriend!

　　男友：不然普通朋友干嘛帮妳庆生啊

　　Or how come a friend wanna celebrate your birthday?

　　男友：妳说 是不是

　　Am I right?

　　女友：是啦

　　Yeah…He is my ex.

　　女友：可是都分手了 庆祝个生日也不会怎样吧

　　But we broke up long time ago…what’s wrong to celebrate my birthday together?

　　男友：是啦 是啦

　　Alright， you are right.

　　男友：不然妳去跟他庆生好啦

　　Then you guys just go celebrate!

　　男友：还跟我出来干嘛

　　How come you are hanging out with me now!

　　与处女座分手技巧

　　Tips to break up with the Virgo

　　处女男个性忧郁又龟毛。

　　He is often depressed and picky，

　　最受不了无理取闹要他跷班，

　　and he can’t stand your emotional behavior and your bother when he’s working.

　　跟前男友或男性朋友来点暧昧不明，

　　He would definitely break up with you，

　　铁定让他判你死刑。

　　if you are kinda hanging out or flirting with your ex or other male friends.