《处女座》（1）

　　《处女座》（1）

　　Sorry and Thank you —Breaking up with Virgo’s lady

　　女 你说的喔

　　Don't forget you say so!

　　那个美国的订单，妳要记得帮我传真过去喔。

　　That U.S. order...remeber to fax it for me.

　　嗯

　　Ya.

　　啊 对 还有

　　Ah...yeah， and also，

　　今晚那上的瑜伽课，你要记得帮我取消

　　Remeber to cancel my Yoga class tonight.

　　嗯

　　Umm.

　　好

　　Ya.

　　好，那就先这样了喔

　　Okay， alright then.

　　好 好 掰

　　Okay， bye.

　　喂，我现在下班了

　　Hello， I just got off work，

　　我现在赶到电影院去

　　I'm rushing to the cinema.

　　什么

　　How come?

　　你今天有事呀

　　You're not available today?

　　喔

　　Oh...

　　好

　　Okay，

　　要不然我们晚点再连络

　　Maybe we could talk later.

　　嗯

　　Umm.

　　好 掰掰

　　Okay， byebye.

　　喂

　　Hello，

　　jenny

　　Jenny

　　那个...晚上的瑜珈课先不用帮我取消了

　　That yoga class tonight...don't cancel it for me.

　　对

　　Yeah.

　　我现在就过去

　　I'll be there in a minute.

　　嗯

　　Umm.

　　好

　　Okay.

　　就这样喔

　　That's it.

　　掰掰

　　Byebye.

　　女 我们等一下去看三点五十分的电影

　　We can catch the movie at 3:50 later，

　　看完之后呢

　　and then，

　　我们再去...天内天吃火锅

　　We can have the hotpot at "TianNightTian"...

　　吃到八点

　　...till 8 o'clock.

　　吃完之后呢

　　After that，

　　我们再到...北投洗温泉

　　We can go to Beitou and enjoy the hotspring...

　　洗到十一点

　　...untill 11.

　　你再送我回家

　　Then you can drive me home.

　　男 哎哟

　　Oh， come on...

　　我们只是出来玩而已

　　We are just hanging out.

　　能不能不要把时间 排这么紧凑啊

　　Do we really need to plan such a tight schedule?

　　这样也不会开心啊

　　We won't enjoy ourselves in that way.

　　这样我们会玩的尽兴吗

　　Do you think we could really have fun?

　　好像 当兵照表操课一样耶

　　Everything's on schedule as if we were in the army.

　　我们现在又不是在工作

　　We aren't working right now.

　　你不要每次都把时间

　　You don't have to keep everything on track...

　　安排这么规律好不好

　　...all the time， okay?

　　出来玩 就随性一点嘛

　　Just relax a little bit and take it easy.

　　女 嗯

　　Well，

　　把每件事情

　　What's wrong with...

　　安排的很规律有什么不好啊

　　"keeping everything on schedule"?

　　为什么要随性啊

　　Why should I relax?

　　你看

　　Look，

　　每件事情都很有规律的去做

　　If everything's on schedule

　　很有效率

　　and is done with efficiency，

　　这样每天，才会过的很充实啊

　　our life will be enriched and meaningful.

　　那么随性过日子 干嘛

　　So what do we relax for?

　　女 你看，现在都几点了

　　See， do you have any idea what time it is now!

　　五点了耶

　　It's already 5，

　　我们是要看四点半的电影

　　We were going toS see the movie at 4:30

　　拖到现在才来

　　We couldn't make it cause you are such a laggard.

　　你到底怎么搞的嘛

　　What's wrong with you?

　　你在忙什么

　　What the hell are you doing?

　　你看 我后面的行程全都乱了

　　See， all the following schedule is mixed up，

　　到底要怎么讲 你才讲的听啊

　　You just can't get it no matter how hard I try.

　　男 我觉得

　　I think...

　　我们还是...

　　We...

　　还是...分手好了

　　We should...break up.

　　你看...我们这样子

　　Just look at us，

　　个性

　　We...

　　应该

　　...are not...

　　不适合吧

　　...right for each other.

　　我永远都没办法

　　I can never...

　　做到妳给我安排的事情啊

　　ever meet your schedule and expectation.

　　这也不是妳的错

　　This is not your fault either.

　　只是觉得

　　I was just wondering...

　　我们一直这样 互相迁就著对方

　　If we keep forcing ourselves to meet each other halfway，

　　应该也不会开心吧

　　we wouldn't be happy.

　　你觉得呢......

　　Don't you think so?

　　你说的喔

　　Don't forget you say so!

　　字幕

　　与处女座分手技巧

　　Tips to break up with the VIRGO

　　要告诉她并没有错，只是个性不合；态度要婉约，分手后还要打电话问候抚慰。

　　Tell her that it is not her fault. You two are just not right for each other.

　　Try to break up in a peaceful way， and after the breakup show your consolation by giving her some calls.