《魔羯座》
Sorry and Thank you —Breaking up with Capricorn’s lady
男 喂
Hey,
既然你以后不想在家专职带小孩的话
Since you don't wanna be a full-time housewife taking care of children,
我们就分手吧
let's just break up.
女 喂
Hello,
我中午去找你吃饭好不好
Can I come over and have lunch with you?
男 不用
No.
要不然
Or...
我们一起去喝下午茶
We can have afternoon tea together.
男 不用
No.
女 嗯
Well,
不然⋯⋯
or...
不然 我等你下班好不好
or can I wait till you get off work?
男 不用
No.
女 你等一下陪我逛街嘛
Just go shopping with me later.
男 不用
No.
女 那⋯
Well...
我们去山上走一走
We can hang out and go to the mountains.
男 不用
No.
女 还是去你最喜欢去的温泉会馆
Or go to your favorite hot spring hotel.
男 不用
No.
女 要不然我买菜去给你吃嘛
Or at least let me buy you some food.
男 通通都不用
I want none of these!
男 喂
Hello,
是我
it's me.
我跟她提分手了喔
I just broke up with her.
不过啊,她还是有点放不下耶
But...she somewhat couldn't let it go.
我知道她平常最听妳话的
I know she always listens to you,
所以妳就 帮我劝劝她啰
so please do me a favor to talk to her.
嗯
Yeah.
不然这样一直下去也不是办法嘛
Otherwise we're just barely hanging on.
OK 好
Okay, ya.
那就拜讬妳啰
Then thanks for your help.
掰掰
Bye.
女 他要跟我分手 我不甘心啊
He wants to break up with me. I just can't let it go.
ㄟ
What?
我付出那么多ㄟ
I gave him everything!
对呀 他怎么可以这样
Yah...how could he do this to me!
嗯
Yeah...
嗯
Umm...
嗯
Umm...
女 我知道你不想接我电话
I know you don't wanna answer my call.
没有关系
That's ok.
就像你说的
Like you said,
这样下去也不是办法
we were just barely hanging on.
所以我答应你
So I promise...
以后 我也不会再打电话给你了
I'll never call you again.
再见
Bye.
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与魔羯座分手技巧
Tips to break up with the Capricorn
采取迂回战术,
Make a detour.
找能够让她听进话的人,
Find someone who can talk her into accepting the breakup
去动摇她的想法。
to change her mind.
我来说两句排行榜