《牡羊座》

　　《牡羊座》

　　Game Over —Breaking up with Aries’s man

　　女友：等我一下啦...

　　Just wait for me!

　　男友：刚才是怎样？

　　What’s wrong with you?

　　男友：什么都要跟我唱反调喔。

　　You always wanna be a naysayer.

　　男友：说要来这里吃的也是妳

　　You said you wanna have lunch in that restaurant.

　　男友：进去吃，又说妳不想吃了。

　　And when we were there， you said you didn’t want it anymore.

　　女友：人家就不喜欢油烟味嘛。

　　I just don’t like the greasy food.

　　男友：那点些清淡的，妳又不要。

　　Then we still could order something mild， but you didn’t want that， either.

　　男友：到底是要怎样嘛。

　　What do you really want?

　　女友：我知道妳不喜欢吃清淡的啊。

　　I know you don’t like mild favors.

　　男友：家里都没有人喔

　　No body home?

　　女友：没有啊，刚刚我弟带小孩出去了。

　　Nope. My brother just took his kid out.

　　男友：妳家也太乱了吧。

　　You house is in a mess.

　　男友：妳怎么不收一下。

　　Why don’t you clean it up?

　　女友：好啦。

　　Alright!

　　男友：不是要出去？

　　We are going out， aren’t we?

　　男友：怎么还没换衣服啊？

　　How come you haven’t changed your clothes?

　　女友：嗯...等我看完这篇啊。

　　Well…wait me to finish reading this one.

　　女友：嗯，你吃过了吗？

　　Umm…Have you had your dinner yet?

　　男友：妳快点好不好？

　　Hurry up!

　　男友：妳快点，我到下面等妳。

　　Come on hurry! I’ll wait for you downstairs.

　　男友：我觉得太夸张了啦。

　　This is too much.

　　男友：我跟你讲我有点受不了了。

　　I kinda can’t put up with these…

　　男友：剃牙、挖鼻孔，你不觉得...喔...

　　Picking her teeth， her nose…don’t your think…Oh…

　　男友：嘿...等一下再讲，掰。

　　Hey， I’ll talk to you later， bye.

　　女友：喂...

　　Hello…

　　女友：好久不见。

　　Long time no see.

　　女友：什么...

　　What?

　　女友：妳刚刚碰到王力宏喔。

　　You just happened to run into the singer Leehom Wang!

　　女友：那妳有没有偷摸他屁股一下。

　　Did you grab his ass?

　　女友：应该超翘的吧！

　　He really got a nice ass!

　　女友：ㄟ，而且妳知道吗？

　　Hey， guess what?

　　女友：最近那个金甫聪啊，为了拜选道歉。

　　Fu-Tsung Jin， the politician， apologized for his failure of election.

　　女友：真的是...很帅耶。

　　He is so…handsome.

　　女友：而且他声音好迷人喔...

　　And he has a charming voice…

　　女友：我都想要嫁给他了。

　　I would like to marry him…

　　女友：ㄟ，妳不觉得马英九跟金甫聪两个人组一个团体。

　　Hey， don’t you think Ying-jeou Ma and Fu-tsung Jin should form a boyband.

　　女友：一定红啊...政坛花美男二人组。

　　They would definitely be popular…The Politician Boy Zone.

　　女友：感觉很不错喔。

　　Sounds good!

　　女友：等一下喔...

　　Hold on a second…

　　女友：脚好痒喔...

　　My foot is itchy…

　　女友：哎优...反正最近脚皮就一直掉啊。

　　Oh…the skin keeps falling off from my feet， whatever…

　　女友：觉得...很不舒服，好不好。

　　I am just…not feeling well….

　　女友：对啊...我现在人在外面啊。

　　Yeah， I am hanging out right now.

　　女友：好啦...好啦...，那妳有空再打给我喔。

　　Alright…alright…call me when you are free.

　　女友：嗯..，先这样，掰掰。

　　Well…That’s it. Byebye.

　　与牡羊座分手技巧

　　Tips to break up with the Aries

　　牡羊男总活在电影或童话中，

　　He always lives in a romantic dream of movies or fairy tales.

　　当他看到女友挖鼻孔、抠脚皮、手挑嘴里菜渣，

　　When he sees you pick your nose， scratch your feet， pick the teeth with your hand，

　　还有对政治毫无大脑的评论，就可把他吓跑了。

　　and brainlessly criticize the politics， he would definitely be scared away.