《射手座》
Game Over —Breaking up with Sagittarius’s man
女友:ㄟ...
Hey…
女友:我妈说...星期天要你载我们去竹南庙里拜拜。
My mom asks if you could drive us to the temple this Sunday.
男友:星期天?
This Sunday?
女友:嗯
Yeah.
男友:现在都礼拜五了,妳才跟我讲,我星期天有计划。
Today is Friday, and now you told me that! I got plans this Sunday.
女友:嗯...你有什么事啊?
Well…what’s your plan?
男友:我自己的事。
I got things to do.
女友:你又没有跟我说...
You didn’t tell me…
男友:妳又没问。
You didn’t ask.
男友:ㄟ...难得周末,我星期天总有我自己要做的事吧!
Hey…It’s finally weekend, can’t I have my own stuff to do this Sunday?
女友:反正...我妈叫我跟你说,你自己去跟我妈说好了...你不行。
Whatever. My mom wants me to ask you….you just tell her that you can’t.
男友:她是妳妈不是我妈耶,要说妳自己去说。
She is your mom, not mine! You just go tell her yourself.
男友:我又没先答应妳。
I didn’t promise you anything.
女友:你下次不要再叫我跟你那些狐群狗党出去了。
Don’t ask me to hang out with your bad friends ever again!
男友:狐群狗党?
Bad friends?
男友:妳在讲什么?
What are you talking about?
女友:你朋友...王先生啊。
Your friend…Mr. Wang.
女友:每次跟他出去...旁边女生都不一样。
He’s with different woman everytime we hang out with him.
女友:还要叫我们叫她大嫂。
And he introduces each of them as his girlfriend.
女友:现在是怎样...精虫冲脑喔。
So what’s wrong with you now? Feel horny and wanna have fun with other woman?
男友:妳讲话可不可以不要这么难听啊。
Watch your mouth!
女友:不是吗?
Don’t you?
女友:今天出去...我们要续摊还不能光明正大。
Today’s hang out…we couldn’t even let that girl know we’re gonna have afterparty.
女友:还要让他把妹送回家,再去接另外一个妹出来。
We had to send her home first, and picked up another girl.
女友:把我们当马伕喔。
Are we the school bus driver or something?
男友:妳说够了没有啊?
That’s enough!
男友:王哥...他个性本来就这样子。
Wang has always been like this…
男友:这有什么啊?
It’s no big deal!
女友:没什么?
No big deal!
女友:说不定...今天我没有跟你出去。
Maybe…if I hadn’t hung out with you,
女友:你就是这样...续一摊换一个。
you would have had other girls in your afterparty.
男友:到啰...妳早点睡。
This is yours, go to bed early.
女友:ㄟ....
Hey…
女友:我觉得...我们应该要谈一谈。
I think…we need to talk.
男友:谈什么啊?
Talk about what?
女友:我知道你工作应酬多...
I know you got lots of socials after work,
女友:但你不能让我老是都找不到人啊。
but can you just answer the phone cause I can’t reach you ever.
男友:我哪有让妳找不到人啊?
I do answer your calls!
女友:你手机常打不通...
I can’t reach you by your cell phone often…
女友:我不知道你那些客户怎么找你的?
I don’t even know how your client can get you?
女友:你只要手机不通,就跟我说没电啦...收不到讯号啦...
You always tell me your cell phone’s battery’s dead or there’s no reception.
女友:我不知道你到底在干嘛耶?
I don’t even know where you are and what you are doing?
男友:我还能干嘛?
What else can I do?
男友:上班啊...
I am working…
女友:好...
Okay…
女友:既然说...你每天都在上班。
Since you say you work everyday,
女友:那你之后就下班都打电话给我。
then call me everyday right after work.
男友:我每天...下班...打电话给妳?
Call you everyday right after work?
男友:妳疯啦...
Are you out of your mind?
男友:我每天上班打卡就已经够烦了。
It’s annoyed to punch my card every morning…
男友:妳现在要我每天下班跟妳打卡...
and now I have to call you everyday when I get off work!
女友:对啊!
Yup!
女友:不然我怎么知道你去哪里鬼混。
Or I have no idea where you fool around.
男友:我还能去哪里鬼混...
Where can I fool around?
男友:偶尔...跟我朋友去喝个两杯嘛。
I can only have a drink with my friends…sometimes.
女友:你不是说想要存钱结婚吗?
Don’t you say you wanna save some money and get married?
女友:既然你每天都在上班,又想要存钱。
Since you work everyday and wanna save money,
女友:你就每天回家,打电话给我。
you can go home right after work and call me everyday.
女友:再把每个星期、每天的流水帐整理给我。
Show me your weekly and daily expenses and bank statements,
女友:我看你存了多少钱?
then I’ll know how much money you save.
男友:妳现在是在找碴,是不是啊?
You mean to be picky on me, don’t you?
女友:我没有啊。
I don’t.
女友:你想要跟我在一起,我需要安全感。
But if you wanna be with me, I really need to feel secure.
女友:这样做不是挺好的吗?
That’s a good way to make me feel secure, isn’t it?
男友:如果...妳要这个样子的话...
If you want it that way…
男友:我们还是分手好了...
let’s just break up.
男友:我没有办法再忍受妳这个样子了。
I can’t put up with you anymore.
与射手座分手技巧
Tips to break up with Sagittarius
射手男很重视朋友,千万别数落他朋友;
Don’t’ speak ill of his friends because he treasures his friends so much.
拿些很烦的事来烦他,并且处处限制他,
If you give him lots of limitations in daily life and bother him often,
让他觉得失去自由,二话不说马上分手。
he would definitely break up with you cause he loses his freedom.
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