《狮子座》（1）

　　《狮子座》

　　Sorry and Thank you —Breaking up with Leo’s lady

　　女 你干嘛

　　What's wrong with you?

　　眼神那么虚伪

　　Looks like you are acting something.

　　没事约来这边吃饭是怎样

　　Why are we having dinner together for nothing important?

　　你不知道我很忙喔

　　Don't you have any idea that I am busy as hell?

　　男 我..知道你工作很忙啊

　　I⋯I know you always work a lot.

　　妳平常工作都很认真

　　You work so hard all the time.

　　所以我才想说

　　That's why I think⋯

　　来这边慰劳你一下

　　You deserve the dinner here as a reward.

　　这不叫虚伪啦

　　So I am not acting.

　　女 你还说没有

　　You are not?

　　你平常都不洒胡椒的

　　You don't like pepper，

　　现在洒那么多

　　and now it's all over the dish

　　是怎样

　　What's your problem?

　　有什么话快讲

　　Spit it out!

　　男 嗯

　　Okay

　　ㄣ

　　Umm⋯

　　你觉不觉得妳

　　Don't you think you are⋯

　　就有点强势啊

　　⋯kind of too dominant in our relationship?

　　女 怎样啊

　　So what?

　　我一直都这样子啊

　　That's the way I've always been

　　你是第一天认识我喔

　　This is not the first day you know me!

　　男 不是啊

　　No it isn't.

　　就是

　　It's just⋯

　　我只是在想

　　I am just wondering⋯

　　在想说

　　⋯just wondering⋯

　　在想

　　⋯wondering⋯

　　女 想什么快讲好不好

　　Wondering about WHAT?

　　吞吞吐吐的是怎样

　　Why are you so hesitating?

　　男 嗯

　　Umm⋯

　　我在想说

　　I am just wondering

　　我们两个个性啊

　　about us⋯

　　差那么多

　　We have nothing in common，

　　到底适不适合在一起啊

　　are we right for each other?

　　女 你还敢讲喔

　　How dare you bring this up!

　　长那么大个

　　A macho guy⋯

　　胆子又那么小

　　⋯with no balls⋯

　　你说

　　Tell me⋯

　　你有保护过我吗

　　Have you ever protected me?

　　男 没有

　　No⋯

　　女 那平常有什么事发生 是不是都躲在我背后

　　Do you always hide behind me when things happen?

　　是不是

　　Don't you?

　　男 是

　　Yes⋯

　　女 那我朋友怎么说我都忍下来了

　　I don't care what my friends said

　　现在还要忍受你的懦弱

　　But now I have to put up with your cowardice.

　　你说

　　Tell me，

　　你个性是不是都没有改

　　you didn't change a bit for me， did you?

　　男 嗯

　　Umm⋯

　　对

　　No⋯

　　女 那我叫你戒菸

　　I told you to quit smoking

　　你戒了没

　　Have you quit it yet?

　　男 没有

　　No⋯

　　女 那你答应我的事

　　So you did nothing

　　都没有做到

　　you've promised me to do

　　对不对

　　Am I right?

　　男 对

　　Yes.

　　女 那你现在还敢讲分手

　　Then how dare you want to break up with me!

　　应该是我说分手吧 你

　　I should be the one who say goodbye first!

　　字幕：与狮子座分手技巧

　　Tips to break up with the LEO

　　小心不要伤了她的自尊心

　　请顿豪华的最后晚餐

　　顺著她的话语答“是”

　　理性称赞她的好处

　　Take her to a luxurious last dinner

　　without damaging her self-esteem imprudently.

　　Answer “Yes” submissively during conversation and

　　praise her merits rationally.

　　女 喂 你们在哪 我去找你们

　　Hello Where are you guys? I'll meet you there⋯

　　跟他吃饭 那窝囊废 我跟他分了啦

　　Dating? That chicken! I just broke up with him!