《双鱼座》

　　《双鱼座》

　　Game Over —Breaking up with Pisces’s man

　　男友：妳来啦，东西点了吗？

　　Here you are…did you order yet?

　　女友：还没

　　Not yet.

　　侍者：两位先看一下菜单 等等再过来帮你点菜 谢谢

　　You can check out the menu first， and I’ll be with you in a minute， thank you.

　　男友：ㄟ 妳知道吗

　　Hey， guess what…

　　男友：老总这一次把一个200亿的案子让我负责耶

　　I was assigned to be in charge of a 20 billion dollar case by the general manager.

　　男友：我负责整个建筑规划 想盖怎么样就盖怎么样

　　I am in charge of the whole construction plan， and I can do whatever I want.

　　女友：是喔

　　Really…

　　女友：很好啊

　　That’s good.

　　男友：什么才很好

　　Good? That’s awesome!

　　男友：老总说我只要把规划草图画出来就可以

　　My boss said I only have to draw the layout sketch，

　　男友：而且还给我五位建筑师当我助手

　　and he gives me 5 architects as my assistants.

　　男友：对 对 对

　　Oh， yeah…

　　男友：最重要的是...

　　And most important of all…

　　男友：百分之一的设计费归我

　　I can get a 1 percent commission on the design fee.

　　男友：等盖好 我还可以挑一间房子呢

　　After the construction is finished， I can even get one of the apartments free of charge.

　　女友：是喔

　　So…

　　女友：那你有想过那五位建筑师的资历是怎么样吗

　　Have you ever thought about the backgrounds of the 5 architects?

　　男友：嗯...那我就不知道了

　　Umm…I have no idea about that.

　　侍者：两位准备好可以点餐了吗

　　Are you ready to order?

　　男友：妳想吃什么吗

　　What are you getting?

　　嗯...都可以 你点吧

　　Well…anything is fine， it’s up to you.

　　男友：那就来份德国猪脚

　　Then we’ll have the ham hock，

　　男友：再份德国香肠

　　the German sausage，

　　男友：两杯黑啤酒

　　and two glasses of dark beer.

　　男友：就这样 谢谢

　　That’s it， thank you.

　　侍者：好 谢谢

　　Okay， thank you.

　　男友：妳看 等两年后房子盖好 就有新房了

　　Look…two years later when the construction is finished， we’ll have a new apartment.

　　男友：到时候结婚

　　Then we’ll get married.

　　男友：刚好

　　Perfect timing.

　　女友：你想得很美满喔

　　It’s your wonderful dream， isn’t it?

　　男友：对啊

　　Yeah， it is.

　　男友：妳不觉得这次我老总对我好好喔

　　Don’t you think my boss really treats me well this time?

　　女友：可是你觉得 他为什么要对你这么好啊

　　But have you ever wondered why he’s so nice to you?

　　女友：你才刚进公司没有多久

　　You are new to the company，

　　女友：而且其他建筑师的资历你清楚吗

　　you have no idea about other architects’ backgrounds，

　　女友：你才刚考上建筑师没多久耶

　　and you just got the license lately.

　　女友：他给你房子到底有多大 你都不知道

　　You don’t even know the size of the apartment that he’s gonna give you.

　　女友：是不是全部都不用钱

　　Is it totally free of charge?

　　男友：哎呀 老总会这样说一定有他的考量啊

　　Oh， come on， my boss definitely has his concern to give his word，

　　男友：而且他已经给我这么多福利了

　　and he already offers me lots of benefits…

　　男友：我哪好意思再问他这么多问题

　　How dare I ask him so many questions?

　　女友：也是啦 的确不好意思问

　　Alright， you really shouldn’t ask him anymore…

　　女友：那...他有白纸黑字跟你写清楚吗

　　Well…did he sign any contract with you?

　　女友：还有设计费的问题

　　And about the design fee，

　　女友：有多少 你现在还不知道

　　now you still have no idea how much it is，

　　女友：怎么样付给你

　　and how he’s gonna pay it to you…

　　男友：老总这么大的职位

　　My boss is the general manager，

　　男友：一定说话算话的啦

　　he means what he says.

　　女友：好

　　Okay，

　　女友：我们假设刚刚说的 一切都成立

　　If everything you said will come true，

　　女友：那接下来的理财规划呢

　　then how about the following financial plan?

　　女友：我们假设你一个月多赚20万

　　If you could make 200 thousand dollars of extra income every month，

　　女友：你要拿多少存定存

　　how much money you’re gonna put into the time deposit?

　　女友：拿多少买基金

　　And how much in mutual funds?

　　女友：什么样的股票

　　Gonna buy any kind of stock?

　　女友：结婚基金 小孩的教育费用等等

　　And the marriage fund， the education fund for children， etc…

　　女友：这些问题你想过了没有

　　Have you ever thought about these questions?

　　男友：我刚刚知道这件事就来跟妳说

　　I just told you the good news as soon as I got it，

　　男友：妳又这样问我这么多问题

　　but you keep asking me so many questions…

　　男友：我怎么回答啊

　　How can I answer all of these?

　　女友：我只是替你想到之后的问题

　　I just try to think of all the following questions for you，

　　女友：我没有现在要你马上回答

　　and you don’t have to answer me right now

　　女友：你可以认真想清楚 一个一个告诉我

　　You can take them into consideration seriously， and tell me all the answers.

　　与双鱼座分手技巧

　　Tips to break up with the Pisces

　　双鱼男就是爱做梦，他们就是靠著梦想呼吸的。

　　He is the dreamer who lives on fantasies.

　　如果去践踏他的梦想，要他每月提出理财计画，

　　It kills him if you tread on his dream and ask him to propose monthly financial plan.

　　铁定要他的命，不逃才怪呢！

　　He definitely runs away from you.