《双子座》
Sorry and Thank you —Breaking up with Gemini’s lady
男:
喂
Hello
在忙吗?
Are you in the middle of something?
最近好吗
How are you doing?
有件事想跟你说
There's something I wanna tell you...
就是 呃 我们分手好吗
It's...uh...Let's break up, ok?
因为我已经受不了了 妳美次都迟到
You are always late, and I can't put up with it anymore.
而且⋯这状况
And the situation...
已经越来越严重了
is getting wrose.
妳知道
You know,
从半小时
from half an hour,
到现在 都一两个小时
and now you are usually one or two hours late.
我们约好要去看电影
No matter seeing a movie,
然后⋯要去喝的喜酒
going to a wedding banquet,
甚至
or even...
要出国的班机
taking a flight,
每次都因为妳迟到
everything's cancelled
然后⋯就被取消
cause you are late.
恩⋯我不是在怪妳啦
Well...I am not blaming you
我只是觉得说 我们⋯
I was just wondering...
这样生活的步调
there's such a difference
都不大一样
in the way we live ourlives.
那⋯⋯
So...
所以⋯应该考虑
Maybe it's time to think about it...
就是⋯⋯
you know,
先分手一阵子看看嘛
take a break for a while and see if it works.
嗯⋯⋯好
Hmm...okay,
妳等一下
wait a second,
我等一下再⋯⋯打给妳
I'll...call you later,
因为我现在 客户打电话进来了
the client's call's online.
嗯⋯好⋯好
Uh...Ya...Okay.
掰掰
Byebye.
喂
Hello,
嗯
Yeah,
妳还好吗
Are you alright?
刚刚我说的话
The conversation we had...
妳都能了解吗
Did you got it?
不是个性改不改的问题
It's not your personality trait thing
因为⋯妳没错
cause there's nothing wrong with you
妳本来个性就这样嘛
You are who you are.
那⋯⋯
So...
我也没有错啊
It's not my fault either
这就只是
It's just...
我们两个频率不同的问题
We have different tempos of life.
我相信呢
I always believe...
妳 一定可以找到一个 跟妳生活步调一样的人
You can definitely find someone who lives his life the same way as you do.
嗯
Ya.
这样子
Then,
你们
You two...
过得也会比较开心嘛
...would be happier.
嗯
Well,
好 那⋯⋯
Okay,so...
那妳先忙
Alright then...
记得吃饭喔
Remember to have your dinner.
字幕
与双子座分手技巧
Tips to break up with the Gemini
口吻要温和,
Speak in a mild manner,
用各种角度为她剖析原因,
and analyze the problem from different angles.
空间的距离让她较不会觉得难堪
Don't break up in person cause the distance during break-up could reduce her embarrassment.
我来说两句排行榜