《水瓶座》

　　《水瓶座》

　　Game Over —Breaking up with Aquarius’s man

　　喂 我到了

　　Hello， I have arrived.

　　妳在哪

　　where are you?

　　那我到出境外面等妳

　　Then I wait for you at outside of Departure.

　　那个…车子…嗯…妳开车小心点喔

　　Well…you know…my car… You drive careful

　　ㄟ 我去大陆这一两个礼拜

　　I was away on business for so long

　　妳都在干嘛

　　what were you doing those days?

　　一样啊

　　Nothing…

　　每天上班下班

　　Go to work and get off work day after day

　　晚上跟你MSN啊

　　and talk to you on MSN.

　　这么好

　　That’s great.

　　都没有开车出去玩吗

　　Well…You never drove out?

　　讲到这个我就有气

　　It really makes me angry when it comes to driving…

　　你知道吗

　　You know what…

　　我每天早上啊

　　Every morning，

　　都为了在巷子里面找车位

　　I looked for the parking lot in the allies.

　　都要超早起的ㄟ

　　I got up so early!

　　可是还是没有停的很好

　　But I still couldn’t find enough space for the car.

　　所以后面 有一点刮到

　　That’s why there are some scratches on the front and back of the car.

　　对不起啦

　　I am really sorry…

　　没关系啦

　　That’s alright.

　　难怪我在说怎么去一趟大陆回来

　　I went abroad on business…

　　车子就变得跟妳的身材一样

　　…then my car turned out to be so curvy…

　　凹凸有致

　　…just like my girlfriend!

　　你现在是在怪我把你车子刮坏喔

　　You are mad at me cause your car got scratched， aren’t you?

　　没有啊

　　Of course not!

　　我这么爱妳

　　I love you so much.

　　怎么会怪妳啊

　　How can I wanna blame you at all?

　　车再修就好啦

　　Besides the car can get fixed if it’s broken.

　　没关系

　　It’s okay.

　　你还说没怪我

　　You are blaming me.

　　你都重复了那么多次

　　You repeat the car thing for so many times!

　　我重复那么多次是因为我想妳啊

　　I repeat that because I miss you so much.

　　不要乱想好不好

　　Do not think so much，alright?

　　想我

　　You miss me?

　　嗯

　　Yeap

　　我看你是有鬼吧

　　I think you definitely have something in mind!

　　有鬼

　　Something in mind?

　　我有什么鬼啊 拜讬

　　What thing? Come on.

　　才短短的去一两个星期

　　You were just away for a week.

　　就说爱我

　　and you keep saying you love me…

　　就说想我

　　…and miss me all day long today…

　　以前怎么从来都不说啊

　　How come you never say these before?

　　妳这次去大陆

　　It’s only a one-week business trip…

　　是去哪里风骚

　　Were you having fun somewhere else？

　　还是你包了二奶

　　or did you have sex with other woman?

　　我风骚 我包二奶

　　What are you talking about?

　　我这么辛苦赚钱都是为了妳耶

　　I am work hard just only for you.

　　我去大陆是去工作

　　It’s just a business trip.

　　麻烦妳用一下大脑想一下好不好

　　Please think more，oaky?

　　我哪有力气去风骚啊

　　How could I get time to have fun with others?

　　搞不好每天晚上跟我MSN的人

　　Maybe it’s even not you…

　　根本就不是你

　　who talked with me on MSN every night.

　　不是我是谁啊

　　This is way too much. How could that be possible!

　　拜讬喔 小姐

　　Hey，give me break.

　　ㄟ 妳可以不要这样疑神疑鬼的吗

　　This is too much. It’s impossible.

　　为什么我一回来妳就这样啊

　　Why do I come back You've got it

　　你不在的时候呢

　　while you were not here.

　　每天都有人打电话给你

　　Your phone ringed everyday.

　　我接起来喂一声的就挂掉

　　And those people hung up right after I picked it up and said hello.

　　后来找男同事帮我打过去

　　Then I asked my friend to call these numbers back…

　　全部都女生接的啊

　　and it’s always girls who answered the phone!

　　你怎么解释

　　How do you explain that?

　　女生接的又怎么样

　　So…

　　打给我就是我朋友啊

　　Those who called me are just my friends.

　　朋友

　　Just friend?

　　朋友怎么会不说话就挂掉呢

　　why did they hang up the phone in such a hurry?

　　显然她们心里有鬼嘛

　　There’s definitely something between you and those women.

　　有什么鬼啊

　　What is wrong with you

　　ㄟ

　　Hey

　　她打来

　　Somebody call me.

　　如果听到一个女生接

　　If you hear a girl’s voice.

　　不知道是谁 她以为她打错

　　and you don’t know who is it. She will think that is a wrong number.

　　那不说话很合理啊

　　It’s very reasonable

　　ㄟ 妳不要这样好不好

　　Hey，would not you think anymore?

　　妳是怎样

　　What is wrong with you?

　　干嘛一回来就要跟我吵架

　　I just come back，please don’t Quarrel with me，alright?

　　而且我把手机放妳那边

　　I left my phone to you.

　　我就是不怕妳查啊

　　It means I have nothing to be afraid of.

　　ㄟ 我这么信任妳

　　Hey， I trust you so much.

　　妳不能对我信任一点吗

　　Please trust me more，okay?

　　谁知道啊

　　Who knows?

　　搞不好

　　Maybe…

　　是有人教你这招 好让我放下心防

　　someone teaches you all this to make me less suspicious!

　　谁教我啊

　　Who teaches me?

　　妳告诉我谁教我

　　Tell me who is it.

　　我倒想问妳 是谁教妳那些五四三的东西

　　Who exactly teaches you to say all these things?

　　没有人教我这些

　　Nobody teaches me anything!

　　电视上不就都是这样演的吗

　　There are so many programs and dramas on TV.

　　你们男人有哪些招式 我自己看了都知道

　　I know exactly what tricks you guys are playing.

　　电视上

　　On TV?

　　妳可以再荒谬一点

　　Are you crazy?

　　电视上这么肤浅的东西妳都可以去相信它

　　How can you believe those bullshits on TV?

　　ㄟ 我是妳男朋友耶

　　Hey，I am your lover.

　　妳不相信我去相信电视

　　But you don’t trust me and you trust the TV.

　　就是因为你们男人都这样 电视上才会这样演啊

　　The TV shows everything you guys do in reality.

　　我们男人怎样

　　How do we man？

　　妳告诉我 我们怎么样

　　Tell me， How do we man?

　　我们出去工作

　　I go to work.

　　出去赚钱

　　to learn money.

　　为了是什么

　　For what?

　　我一回来妳就这样对我

　　I just come back but You've got this to me

　　妳觉得妳这样对吗

　　Is it right?

　　不然这样子好了

　　Let’s see…

　　从今以后你不准再跟任何女生朋友连络

　　Why don’t you just cut off with all your female friends from now on?

　　妳再说一次 妳再说一次啊

　　What? You say what?

　　这什么东西 妳再说一次

　　What do you mean? Can you tell me again?

　　从今天开始你不准跟任何女生朋友连络

　　You just cut off with all your female friends from now on.

　　听到了吗

　　Can you hear me?

　　我听到什么啊

　　Give me a break.

　　妳凭什么 妳告诉我

　　Why do you have the identity， tell me.

　　妳告诉我妳凭什么

　　Tell me for what?

　　为什么妳要限制我交友圈

　　Why limit my friends

　　为什么妳要限制我

　　Why can you do it for me?

　　我有限制过妳吗

　　Do I limit your friend?

　　妳给我一些尊重好不好

　　Please give me some deference，alright?

　　一回来妳就要搞成这样子

　　I just come back you should mess like this.

　　还要不要谈下去啊

　　Are you still my lover?

　　O.K.啊 妳喜欢这样 很好啊

　　If you really want to do it for me，that’s great.

　　分手好啦

　　Let’s break up.

　　妳就不用这样

　　You can leave me.

　　整天疑神疑鬼

　　all these things won’t bother you from now on.

　　我也不用那么辛苦啊

　　You are free.

　　分手算了

　　We just break up!

　　好

　　Okay.

　　你说的 分就分啊

　　Let’s just break up! Don’t forget you say so.

　　妳送的东西 还你

　　Take back the ring!

　　我一点都不希罕

　　I don’t give a dame to it!

　　看你要送给哪个狐狸精 随便你

　　You can give it to any slut you like…whatsoever!