《天蝎座》（1）

　　《天蝎座》

　　Sorry and Thank you —Breaking up with Scorpio’s lady

　　女 ㄟ 你要出去喔

　　Hey， are you going out?

　　干嘛不带我出去呀

　　Why don't you take me with you?

　　男 妳怎么下来啦

　　Why you come downstairs?

　　唉唷

　　Gosh!

　　女 我们一起去呀

　　Let's go together.

　　男 我现在在赶时间耶

　　I am in a hurry now!

　　去接客户

　　Got to pick up some clients.

　　女 那我们就早点出发啊

　　Then let's start off earlier.

　　女 ㄟ 你要出门吗

　　Hey， are you going out?

　　等我一下 我跟你一起去

　　Wait a second， I'll go with you.

　　我换衣服很快啦

　　Just take a second to go change!

　　男 我今天要接三个客人

　　I have to pick up 3 clients，

　　唉唷，妳先下去啦

　　Oh， just get off now.

　　不然我现在来不及了怎么办

　　I am already late!

　　女 你要去哪里呀

　　Where are you going?

　　你干嘛不回答我

　　Why don't you tell me?

　　你很奇怪耶

　　You are acting weird!

　　等一下啦

　　Wait!

　　等我一下

　　Wait for me.

　　男 我真的要走了啦

　　I am leaving now!

　　女 没关系啦，我跟你去又没差

　　It's no big deal that I go with you.

　　男 妳跟我去

　　Go with me...

　　唉唷

　　Gosh!

　　不行啦

　　No way!

　　这样带老婆去 这样不行啦

　　It's not ok to take girlfriends there.

　　女 你在顾虑什么

　　What's your concern?

　　又没关系

　　It's no big deal...

　　男 我想搬出去住

　　I wanna move out.

　　女 你在外面认识别的女生 对不对

　　You are seeing someone else， right?

　　男 没有啦

　　No...

　　女 一定有呀

　　You are!

　　男 并没有好吗

　　There isn't someone else， okay!

　　我真受不了 妳每天这样紧迫盯人

　　I can't put up with you anymore acting like a control freak!

　　O.K.

　　Okay.

　　ㄟ

　　Hey，

　　我要工作要应酬ㄟ

　　I have to work and social，

　　怎么可能 每个场所都带妳去嘛

　　it's not possible to take you with me everywhere.

　　妳这样疑神疑鬼的

　　You are so suspicious...

　　我每次穿什么衣服妳也要管

　　always asking what I wear，

　　我去哪里妳也要管

　　where I go，

　　跟谁去

　　whom I am with，

　　去多久 妳都要管

　　even how long I go.

　　谁受得了啊

　　Who can take it!

　　这样弄得我很累 妳知道吗

　　It really gets me tired， you know?

　　女 你一定有别的女人

　　You are definitely seeing someone else!

　　你少在那边装了

　　Stop pretending anymore!

　　男 妳还在说嘛 妳

　　Can't believe you are still saying that...

　　懒得里妳

　　Whatever!

　　女 吃水果喔

　　Have some fruit.

　　男 妳知道

　　You know，

　　萧伯纳有句名言

　　there's a famous quote from Bernard Shaw，

　　悲剧有两种

　　There are two tragedies in life，

　　一种是得到

　　one is to get your heart's desire，

　　另一种是失去

　　the other is to lose it.

　　妳觉得⋯⋯

　　How do you think...

　　妳跟我之间

　　about our relationship?

　　妳将来想要怎么过

　　What kind of life you wanna live?

　　女 那⋯我走

　　Then...I wanna leave you.

　　男 靠

　　What the hell!

　　柠檬

　　It's lemon!

　　字幕:与天蝎座分手技巧

　　Tips to break up with the Scorpio

　　坚决否认你有新欢，

　　Totally deny that you are seeing someone else，

　　用萧伯纳的名言开导她。

　　and persuade her with Bernard Shaw's famous quote.

　　“世界上有两种悲剧，一种是得到，另一种是失去。”

　　"There are two tragedies in life.

　　One is lose your heart's desire，

　　the other is to gain it."